I know that you clicked a link to get here any you expect to find all sorts of political information about the upcoming US election in 2008. Hmmmm. You are probably disappointed.

It is our opinion here with the ‘Tard Team’ that political coverage that starts anywhere beyond two months in front of a primary is just filling air time because there hasn’t been any deaths in Iraq, George Bush is nearly out of office (no use in reporting on him), and terrorists haven’t hit the US in over 6 years. Basically . . . a lack of sensationalistic journalism.

News flash . . . the real American people don’t care about these people. You have the same pack of wishy washy, bribe takin, free spendin, pack of retards running in every one of these elections.

We do plan on running an election special edition that will highlight in depth the candidates and declare which ones are clearly incompetent. Dennis Kucinich . . . I know your big ears are ringing.

The staff here sincerely hopes that Jesse the Body throws his hat in the ring. Maybe Al Sharpton will declare in the hope to extort someone else down the road sometime. I am loving a Ron Paul factor. We can’t wait for some good political theatre.

We won’t endorse anyone officially, but we have already determined that Fred Thompson sounds like his IQ is above 70. Check him out. He also gets points for the “older guy, younger hot chick” dynamic that he has goin on there. Amen for Viagra!!!!