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There are at least five clues to retardation . . .

Retard — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:05:19 +0000

What gives away the fact that Ronnie Woo Woo may be retarded?:

a) The woo woo noise
b) The swinging around of a child’s toy on a street corner
c) He’s dressed in a Cubs uniform
d) He’s at a Cubs game
e) You can’t understand a word coming out of his mouth
f) all of the above

Need a date for Holloween?

Retard — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:51:55 +0000

“MESA, Ariz. - A woman who stabbed her tied-up lover so she could drink his blood has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. Tiffany Sutton told Maricopa County Superior Court Judge David Udall that she was sorry for the incident and said she never meant to hurt anyone, but received the stiff sentence anyway after he called the crime especially heinous.” Read more here.

I prefer to be dating the “Naughty Nurse” or “St. Pauli Girl” or some other classic girl. I think that Morticia here shows that she was a few pints short at the blood bank. Definitely cause for suspecting Mental Retardation.

Diagnosis - IQ 30 - Better lock this one in a coffin

How to succeed in Business 101

admin — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:26:40 +0000

Model falls through catwalk

admin — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:48:54 +0000