World Class Retard » Sparks of Genius http://www.worldclassretard.com An inverse relationship between IQ and entertainment value Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:29:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 en Advice for women http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/11/01/advice-for-women/ http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/11/01/advice-for-women/#comments Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:47:34 +0000 Retard http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/11/01/advice-for-women/ Sopy, another retarditor of this page, found this and we both concur that it is a bit of genius advice.


Fashion tips for women from a guy
who knows dick about fashion.

Before I begin, I should warn you that I know dick about fashion. It’s not just a clever title to get your attention, though it’s admittedly clever (I’m honest enough to admit when something is brilliant, even when it’s my own writing).

You shouldn’t read this article if you’re a woman with low self-esteem. I don’t need my inbox filled with emails from teary-eyed women reaffirming how astute my observations are by shrieking at me for ruining their lives.

Women get away with murder in our society, especially when it comes to the visual pollution they call fashion. So I’m going to do what few people—few men—have ever done by criticizing you. Sure, you may be thinking “but Maddox, people criticize women’s fashion all the time!” Yes, but not men, and definitely not badasses like me…. Until now.

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]]> http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/11/01/advice-for-women/feed/ On a stamp, I am. USPS a stamp releases. http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/10/25/on-a-stamp-i-am-usps-a-stamp-releases/ http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/10/25/on-a-stamp-i-am-usps-a-stamp-releases/#comments Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:27:33 +0000 Retard http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/10/25/on-a-stamp-i-am-usps-a-stamp-releases/ While this site is normally dedicated to the stupid, moronic actions of public figures and policy . . . the US Postal Service have come up with a bit of marketing genius today in revealing that Star Wars character Yoda will be put on a stamp. This is the first in a series of stamps with a Star Wars theme to come from the post office. Too bad they couldn’t have picked up on this idea in 1983. Maybe they would have made some bucks off of that one (ala Kenner toys) and stamps wouldn’t be 50% more today than they were in 83.

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