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Dog is in the Pound

Retard — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:53:53 +0000

Dog, the Bounty Hunter is in deep heat bra. He was recorded with dropping “N” bombs all over the place and the tape was given to the National Enquirer. Better find Jesus, bra, looks like the show will be dumped from A&E.

Koo-Koo Kucinich campaigning to be a World Class Retard

Retard — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:49:34 +0000

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, the alien experiment from Ohio is back at it. This time he states, “I seriously believe we have to start asking questions about [George Bush's] mental health. ” He continues . . . “There’s something wrong. He does not seem to understand his words have real impact.” This is in reference to Bush’s comments when he stated that people who don’t want a World War III, don’t want weapons in Iran.

I am all for equal rights, but having a mentally handicapped person from Ohio in a national primary? Is this what the Democratic party stands for?

Techno-Viking

Retard — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:03:06 +0000

Thanks to Steve for brining this one up. Germans gone wild!

TI (Texas Instruments) thinks he’s Mr. T.

Retard — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 21:04:46 +0000

Can we let a day go by without some upstanding citizen in the “rap community” doesn’t act out in a moronic manner? Apparently not. Rapper T.I. whose real name is Clifford “the big red dog” Harris gave his bodyguard $12,000 to buy machine guns and silencers. Harris did this because he is . . . wait for it . . . a felon. Big surprise. He is using the O.J. “dumblook” defense on this. The sad fact was that Harris had to miss the BET awards. I bet he was up for “role model of the year” or an “African American Peace Prize”. I plead to the federal government . . . when you are throwing money around for grants . . . can you please fund something that shows that Gansta Rap actually makes you stupid? BTW, we secretly think that T.I. stands for “Totally Ignorant”. Feel free to comment on this article and tell us what you think.

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Diagnosis: IQ 20 - Rap will rot your brain

Snoop Dogg has to pick up Dog Crap

Retard — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:17:05 +0000

Rizzle sizzle and actor Snoop Dogg wizzle bizzle pizzle up trizzle and clizzle toizzle at an undizzle Orizzle County pizzle to mizzle thizzle communizzle sizzle oblizzle thizzle hizzle agrizzle to aftizzle plizzle guizzle to cizzle an illizzle polizzle bizzle in hizzle luggizzle whizzle boizzle a plizzle at John Wizzle Aizzle lizzle yizzle. In other words . . . Rap singer and actor Snoop Dogg will be picking up trash and cleaning toilets at an undisclosed Orange County park to meet the community service obligations that he agreed to after pleading guilty to carrying an illegal police baton in his luggage while boarding a plane at John Wayne Airport last year. Seriously? A police baton? Are you gonna take down terrorists Jackie Chan style? Surprised they didn’t find the stash of Koszmic Kakes he was also packin.

Diagnosis: IQ: 70 . . . 6 when smokin the shizzle.