World Class Retard » Hollywood

One of the greatest retards of all time . . .

Retard — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:07:57 +0000

Rick James is just an amateur to the Godfather.

Dog is in the Pound

Retard — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:53:53 +0000

Dog, the Bounty Hunter is in deep heat bra. He was recorded with dropping “N” bombs all over the place and the tape was given to the National Enquirer. Better find Jesus, bra, looks like the show will be dumped from A&E.

Robert Goulet Dies

Retard — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:43:53 +0000

Robert Goulet, the strikingly handsome singer with the rich baritone who soared to stardom on the Broadway stage in 1960 playing Lancelot in the original production of the hit musical “Camelot,” died Tuesday morning. He was 73.

Goulet, who had recently been diagnosed with interstitial pulmonary fibrosis, was awaiting a lung transplant when he died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, said Norm Johnson, a spokesman for the singer. Goulet’s wife of 25 years, Vera, and his sons Christopher and Michael were with him at the time of his death.

The singer, who had fallen ill while flying home to Las Vegas after performing at a Sept. 20 concert in Syracuse, N.Y., was admitted to a Las Vegas hospital on Sept. 30. He was transferred to Cedars-Sinai as a transplant patient Oct. 14.

This man was not only the embodiment of class - he was pretty damn funny too

(Flashback): Bill Cosby on the problems in Afro-American society

Retard — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:05:30 +0000

Someone resent this to me today and I figured that I would post it up. This was taken from a Bill Cosby speech in 2004.

“They’re standing on the corner and they can’t speak English.
I can’t even talk the way these people talk:
Why you ain’t,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be…
And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.
And then I heard the father talk.

Everybody knows it’s important to speak English
except these knuckleheads. You can’t be a doctor
with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
In fact you will never get any kind of job making a
decent living. People marched and were hit in the
face with rocks to get an education, and now
we’ve got these knuckleheads walking around.
The lower economic people are not holding up
their end in this deal.

These people are not parenting. They are buying
things for kids. $500 sneakers for what ? ?

And they won’t spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.

I am talking about these people who cry when their son is
standing there in an orange suit.

Where were you when he was 2 ? ?

Where were you when he was 12 ? ?

Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn’t know that he had a pistol ? ?

And where is the father ? ? Or who is his father ?

People putting their clothes on backward:
Isn’t that a sign of something gone wrong?

People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn’t that a sign of something ? ?

Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up ?

Isn’t it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?

What part of Africa did this come from??

We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans;
they don’t know a thing about Africa .

With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap,
and all of them are in jail.

Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem.

We have got to take the neighborhood back.
People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different ‘husbands’ — or men or whatever you call them now.

We have millionaire football players who cannot read.

We have million-dollar basketball players who can’t write two paragraphs.
We, as black folks, have to do a better job.
Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.

We have to start holding each other to a higher standard.
We cannot blame the white people any longer.”

- William H. “Bill” Cosby, Jr. Ed.D.

Dr. Bill . . . you da man.

Coffee and Waffles and a side of ‘Whoop Ass’

Retard — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:40:22 +0000

Kid Rock may have been married to Pam, sold a bunch of albums, and is a moderate sensation in the Detroit area . . . but there is definite signs of mental deficiency with this one. In an altercation at a Waffle House, Kid apparently was arrested because of dissin’, ass kickin’ and lip smackin’. While this is not uncharacteristic of the kid, it shows that celebrities will do anything to get their narcissistic names in the news.
Diagnosis - IQ 40

Ellen’s Dog

Retard — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:11:45 +0000

Like anyone outside the Gay and Lesbian community cares about Ellen, a six foot tall, lanky geek mutant. However, she apparently gets into a fight with an animal shelter because she adopts a dog and then violates the contract that she signed and gives the pet away to someone else. Let me explain this to you feeble minded, media manipulated people out there.

She did something allegedly illegal. Yes illegal. She signed a contract and allegedly violated the contract conditions. Illegal is defined as not according to or authorized by law, unlawful, illicit; also not sanctioned by official rules.

Anyway . . . because she is a supposed ‘celebrity’, she doesn’t think that laws apply to her and goes on television to cry about the dog that was taken away and children that are crying and that the world isn’t fair. Yada Yada Yada. Someone take note - - this is a modified version of “Nixon’s Checker Speech”. She did something wrong and now we are supposed to feel sorry about children not having a dog. Emotional appeals on television to an entire audience of retards who are sitting at home during the day watching it. This is truly pathetic. Didn’t someone get shot in Iraq today? The media must be bored.

Diagnosis: IQ 60 - she only gets credit because she is resembles a Picasso painting, yet keeps a daytime talk show.

Update: Check out this commentary . . . shows Ellen is just a jerk.

Paris “puts her mark on the world” by showing of her marks.

Retard — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:32:37 +0000

In a rare moment of clarity, Paris Hilton is talking like Buddha about placing her mark on the world. She believes she can do this by going to Rwanda with . . . wait for it . . . a film crew to document it. I smell a new Fox series. Perhaps, the Jungle Life? African Queen, Part II? Add a comment and submit your favorite series title.

Celebrities score more than a .08

Retard — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:46:57 +0000

Why in the world do celebrities drive? If you have enough money to live a lavish hollywood lifestyle, why do you drive anywhere? Seriously. Did you ever hear of a limo? How bout taxis? Maybe your bodyguards could do the driving? Just like the recent incident with Kiefer Sutherland proves . . . even Jack Bauer isn’t above the law.

Diagnosis: IQ 71 - Borderline Mental Retardation