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By Retard on Nov 4, 2007 in Hollywood | 0 Comments
Rick James is just an amateur to the Godfather.
An inverse relationship between IQ and entertainment value
Category: HollywoodBy Retard on Nov 4, 2007 in Hollywood | 0 Comments
Rick James is just an amateur to the Godfather.
By Retard on Nov 1, 2007 in Dumbass, Hollywood, Pot Smoker | 0 Comments
Dog, the Bounty Hunter is in deep heat bra. He was recorded with dropping “N” bombs all over the place and the tape was given to the National Enquirer. Better find Jesus, bra, looks like the show will be dumped from A&E.
By Retard on Oct 31, 2007 in Hollywood, Obituaries | 0 Comments
Robert Goulet, the strikingly handsome singer with the rich baritone who soared to stardom on the Broadway stage in 1960 playing Lancelot in the original production of the hit musical “Camelot,” died Tuesday morning. He was 73.
Goulet, who had recently been diagnosed with interstitial pulmonary fibrosis, was awaiting a lung transplant when he died at […]
By Retard on Oct 25, 2007 in Hollywood | 3 Comments
Someone resent this to me today and I figured that I would post it up. This was taken from a Bill Cosby speech in 2004.
“They’re standing on the corner and they can’t speak English.
I can’t even talk the way these people talk:
Why you ain’t,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you […]
By Retard on Oct 22, 2007 in Dumbass, Hollywood | 0 Comments
Kid Rock may have been married to Pam, sold a bunch of albums, and is a moderate sensation in the Detroit area . . . but there is definite signs of mental deficiency with this one. In an altercation at a Waffle House, Kid apparently was arrested because of dissin’, ass kickin’ and lip […]
By Retard on Oct 17, 2007 in Dumbass, Hollywood | 0 Comments
Like anyone outside the Gay and Lesbian community cares about Ellen, a six foot tall, lanky geek mutant. However, she apparently gets into a fight with an animal shelter because she adopts a dog and then violates the contract that she signed and gives the pet away to someone else. Let me explain […]
By Retard on Oct 15, 2007 in Dumbass, Hollywood | 0 Comments
In a rare moment of clarity, Paris Hilton is talking like Buddha about placing her mark on the world. She believes she can do this by going to Rwanda with . . . wait for it . . . a film crew to document it. I smell a new Fox series. […]
By Retard on Oct 10, 2007 in Drunk Driving, Hollywood | 0 Comments
Why in the world do celebrities drive? If you have enough money to live a lavish hollywood lifestyle, why do you drive anywhere? Seriously. Did you ever hear of a limo? How bout taxis? Maybe your bodyguards could do the driving? Just like the recent incident with Kiefer Sutherland […]