World Class Retard

“MESA, Ariz. - A woman who stabbed her tied-up lover so she could drink his blood has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. Tiffany Sutton told Maricopa County Superior Court Judge David Udall that she was sorry for the incident and said she never meant to hurt anyone, but received the stiff sentence anyway [...]

SPRINGFIELD — A convicted sex offender tried to castrate himself with a fillet knife, apparently after having an urge to offend again, according to a police report.
The 59-year-old man removed one of his testicles Sunday night and flushed it down the toilet. The other testicle was severely injured.
The man, who was not identified in the [...]

In a typical government debacle today, the Department of State announced that they cannot account for $1.2 billion that was earmarked for training Iraqi police forces. It has been alleged, that someone submitted 750 million in taxi cab receipts for reimbursement. While this money may have been used to boost a college [...]

Kid Rock may have been married to Pam, sold a bunch of albums, and is a moderate sensation in the Detroit area . . . but there is definite signs of mental deficiency with this one. In an altercation at a Waffle House, Kid apparently was arrested because of dissin’, ass kickin’ and lip [...]

Like anyone outside the Gay and Lesbian community cares about Ellen, a six foot tall, lanky geek mutant. However, she apparently gets into a fight with an animal shelter because she adopts a dog and then violates the contract that she signed and gives the pet away to someone else. Let me explain [...]

In a rare moment of clarity, Paris Hilton is talking like Buddha about placing her mark on the world. She believes she can do this by going to Rwanda with . . . wait for it . . . a film crew to document it. I smell a new Fox series. [...]

Can we let a day go by without some upstanding citizen in the “rap community” doesn’t act out in a moronic manner? Apparently not. Rapper T.I. whose real name is Clifford “the big red dog” Harris gave his bodyguard $12,000 to buy machine guns and silencers. Harris did this because [...]

If Little Abner had been a medical examiner, figurin out dem crimez wood have ben E.Z.Apparently in Mississippi, it is good enough for the civil servants there to guess what happened based on what they saw on a Law and Order episode the night before. While they probably don’t sport David Caruso sunglasses in [...]

Rijkman (”Rich-man” in English) Groenink announced his resignation from ABN AMRO Bank today after leading one of the world’s oldest financial institutions into the midst of a hostile takeover. A completely inept businessman in his own right, he presided over 7 years of stagnant growth. massive spending sprees, and violations of various national laws. Even though ABN AMRO operated banks in the United States, Rijkman believed that he didn’t have to follow US laws when he permitted the transfer of middle east funds through the US.

The level of stupidity doesn’t stop there. He actually stated in the beginning of August that “Fortis is paying too much for ABN AMRO”. The same man who is in charge of share price is selling his own company short. No wonder he is looking like the financial clown of the Netherlands, a proud and savvy commercial culture. How the village idiot got control of the coin purse is beyond me.

As if he wasn’t paid enough already, the Rich-man believed that he should cement a deal with Barclays to increase his own personal holdings and preserve his job. In this way, he would be looked on as a hero, while still lining his own pockets. The only thing that stopped him was that the market forces and the drive of RBS.