World Class Retard

VAIL, Colo. - A 60-year-old man is taking an 8-year-old boy and his dad to court, claiming the boy caused a ski-slope collision that left the older man with a shoulder injury.
David J. Pfahler of Allentown, Pa., sued in federal court in Denver, claiming Scott Swimm, then 7, was skiing fast and recklessly when they […]

The 91st richest man in the U.S., a roofing company billionaire, has died after falling through his home garage’s roof, local authorities said Friday.
Ken Hendricks, 66, was checking on construction on the roof over his garage at his home in the town of Rock Thursday night when he fell through, Rock County Sheriff’s Department commander […]

Looks like anyone can perform Brain Surgery these days. Especially in Rhode Island where they operated on the wrong side of patients heads repeatedly. It is rumored that in Rhode Island, it is ok for someone to be trained in medicine by playing “Operation” in excess of 2 hours. They also levy […]

Proving that the marriage of NBC and Microsoft could spawn a retarded media abortion, the geniuses at MSNBC are in talks about hiring Rosie O’Donnell to host a prime time talk show. I know that it is important to capture the 18 - 35 audience, but they meant age and not IQ. […]

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — The Florida Highway Patrol said a 19-year-old who was hit by a car jumped over a barrier and was then hit by another vehicle Saturday afternoon.
Doyen Nimely is in serious condition (besides being seriously retarded).
The Florida Times-Union reports Nimely was standing over a bike on Dames Point Bridge when he was hit […]

Speaks for itself. Retarded politician. Too easy.

What gives away the fact that Ronnie Woo Woo may be retarded?:
a) The woo woo noise
b) The swinging around of a child’s toy on a street corner
c) He’s dressed in a Cubs uniform
d) He’s at a Cubs game
e) You can’t understand a word coming out of his mouth
f) all […]

Dog, the Bounty Hunter is in deep heat bra. He was recorded with dropping “N” bombs all over the place and the tape was given to the National Enquirer. Better find Jesus, bra, looks like the show will be dumped from A&E.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, the alien experiment from Ohio is back at it. This time he states, “I seriously believe we have to start asking questions about [George Bush’s] mental health. ” He continues . . . “There’s something wrong. He does not seem to understand his words have […]

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