World Class Retard » Drunk Driving http://www.worldclassretard.com An inverse relationship between IQ and entertainment value Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:29:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 en “Tie-one on” Tony http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/11/29/tie-one-on-tony/ http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/11/29/tie-one-on-tony/#comments Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:28:55 +0000 Retard http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/11/29/tie-one-on-tony/

“There is a difference between being asleep at the wheel and passed out.”

Tony . . . the Jupiter, FL Checker Cab Company . . . (561) 741-8999.

]]> http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/11/29/tie-one-on-tony/feed/ Celebrities score more than a .08 http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/10/10/celebrities-score-more-than-a-08/ http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/10/10/celebrities-score-more-than-a-08/#comments Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:46:57 +0000 Retard http://www.worldclassretard.com/2007/10/10/celebrities-score-more-than-a-08/ Why in the world do celebrities drive? If you have enough money to live a lavish hollywood lifestyle, why do you drive anywhere? Seriously. Did you ever hear of a limo? How bout taxis? Maybe your bodyguards could do the driving? Just like the recent incident with Kiefer Sutherland proves . . . even Jack Bauer isn’t above the law.

Diagnosis: IQ 71 - Borderline Mental Retardation

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