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Trust in the Obamessiah! He’ll eventually find a position »


Edwards on Morality »


Grandpa sues child »

VAIL, Colo. - A 60-year-old man is taking an 8-year-old boy and his dad to court, claiming the boy caused a ski-slope collision that left the older man with a shoulder injury.
David J. Pfahler of Allentown, Pa., sued in federal court in Denver, claiming Scott Swimm, then 7, was skiing fast and recklessly when they […]

Roofing Company Billionaire dies by falling through roof »

The 91st richest man in the U.S., a roofing company billionaire, has died after falling through his home garage’s roof, local authorities said Friday.
Ken Hendricks, 66, was checking on construction on the roof over his garage at his home in the town of Rock Thursday night when he fell through, Rock County Sheriff’s Department commander […]

“Tie-one on” Tony »

“There is a difference between being asleep at the wheel and passed out.”
Tony . . . the Jupiter, FL Checker Cab Company . . . (561) 741-8999.

“Don’t Touch the Sides” »

Looks like anyone can perform Brain Surgery these days. Especially in Rhode Island where they operated on the wrong side of patients heads repeatedly. It is rumored that in Rhode Island, it is ok for someone to be trained in medicine by playing “Operation” in excess of 2 hours. They also levy […]

Elect Hussein for President »

Do you really think that someone with the middle name of Hussein and a last name that rhymes with Osama is going to be elected President? A little Manchurian Candidate don’t you think?
When will the media come forth with the Obama connections to Chicago political corruption? Anyone investigating this? How many people […]

Bill Clinton . . . a Jim Henson creation »

Hillary Clinton has been going around overstating her political experience for several years now. Clinton recently told a crowd in Nevada “I think my political experience of having been on the receiving end of so much incoming fire over the years equips me for understanding you don’t take this personally.” If you believe […]

Don’t Be a Jerky . . . Fry your Turkey »


Can I get an “amen”? »

Finally someone in congress has woken up from their deep sleep to realize that there is a pack of people preying on the morons of this country. The retarded have been giving their money for years to people who spend it on corporate jets, Rolls Royces, and other lavish luxuries. No this […]