Need a date for Holloween?
By Retard on Oct 25, 2007 in Dumbass, Weird Shit
“MESA, Ariz. - A woman who stabbed her tied-up lover so she could drink his blood has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. Tiffany Sutton told Maricopa County Superior Court Judge David Udall that she was sorry for the incident and said she never meant to hurt anyone, but received the stiff sentence anyway after he called the crime especially heinous.” Read more here.
I prefer to be dating the “Naughty Nurse” or “St. Pauli Girl” or some other classic girl. I think that Morticia here shows that she was a few pints short at the blood bank. Definitely cause for suspecting Mental Retardation.
Diagnosis - IQ 30 - Better lock this one in a coffin
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