Ellen’s Dog
By Retard on Oct 17, 2007 in Dumbass, Hollywood
Like anyone outside the Gay and Lesbian community cares about Ellen, a six foot tall, lanky geek mutant. However, she apparently gets into a fight with an animal shelter because she adopts a dog and then violates the contract that she signed and gives the pet away to someone else. Let me explain this to you feeble minded, media manipulated people out there.
She did something allegedly illegal. Yes illegal. She signed a contract and allegedly violated the contract conditions. Illegal is defined as not according to or authorized by law, unlawful, illicit; also not sanctioned by official rules.
Anyway . . . because she is a supposed ‘celebrity’, she doesn’t think that laws apply to her and goes on television to cry about the dog that was taken away and children that are crying and that the world isn’t fair. Yada Yada Yada. Someone take note - - this is a modified version of “Nixon’s Checker Speech”. She did something wrong and now we are supposed to feel sorry about children not having a dog. Emotional appeals on television to an entire audience of retards who are sitting at home during the day watching it. This is truly pathetic. Didn’t someone get shot in Iraq today? The media must be bored.
Diagnosis: IQ 60 - she only gets credit because she is resembles a Picasso painting, yet keeps a daytime talk show.
Update: Check out this commentary . . . shows Ellen is just a jerk.
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